February 2012
“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.”
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
plaie:
i think boys look so much better in suits than when naked…..
“She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via d-istances)
Watchadrowningwoman:
The Female Orgasm Explained
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bluh-hugebitch:
My neighbours are like the luckiest people ever because I NEVER close my curtains
ziav:
i just really want 2 fuck someone
pales:
boys with shaved pubes are like sugar free candy.
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918:
it’s times like this when i wish i had a beautiful boyfriend who would give me head at 7 in the morning
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hnnahno:
haHahHAH make out with me now or ill die
Watchidols
nyred:
when you like someone so much that they make you feel like a fluffy cloud that wants to vomit
The college my economics teacher went to offered a klingon class. Omg.
Girl in my class’s dad is in the wwe and shes talking about how his new children’s book is coming out soon…… Why………. A wwe guy writing a children’s book….. Multiple books …… No.
I love learning about history and watching things about it and going to my ap us class and i find it all very interesting but i would still rather die than read my textbook omfg
DREAMT I HERD BACK FROM COLLEGES AND GOT INTO THEM AND IT WAS A GREAT DREAM UGH.
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are there actually any real juggalos out there???? like i thought everyone was joking???????
ugh fucking god there are so many schools i did not apply to??? like eugene lang??? that would have been a good backup but i was lazy???? and cuny is falling through??????? and i am freaking out??? i need to call them, like, badly but i am scared :(
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daint:
I’d actually kill to look like some ppl
“I’m not going to settle for a country where a few people do really well, and...”
– President Obama speaking to UAW (via destroythegop)
soooooooooooooo fucking horny rn.
Watchbralet:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
what they said
shooting myself in the head omfg.
